I have invented a new job.

I have invented a new job.

Set Ninja.

Job description:
if I ever make a cutty throaty motion accross my neck with my pointy finger… the set ninja is expected to pop out of nowhere and kill whomever just pissed me off then disappear out of my frame so as to not ruin my shot.
I’ll reimburse for as many throwing stars as you need, but must supply own katana…
please forward resume to….