Today is the day that happens at least once every year…. Thats right, X Mass! And it will be a merry one to all. Which got me thinking about some of my favorite Christmas movies.  Who can forget the films we grew up knowing and loving and the memories they bring back around the holidays. I can remember when I saw my mother’s reaction to some of the scenes in Home Alone, and how surprised I was. The memories with my brothers watching Ernest Saves Christmas and laughing until milk would fly out of our nose. Although my favorite had to have been watching the Christmas horror film Santa’s Slay starring ex-professional wrestler Bill Goldberg as a very angry Santa who works for Satan.

One of the everlasting iconic moments of cinematic history as far as X Mas films go took place in the classic The Christmas Story, where the main characters brother licked a frozen pole on a dare and ended up with his tongue getting stuck to it! Our friends at IndyMogul decided to show you how to pull off this trick in their latest edition of Barkyard FX. Take a look, and see if it inspires you to make your very own X Mas classic.

Hello everybody. The best looking blogger in history is back with yup, another list! Why? Because of how important my opinion is that’s why. Because if everyone on earth can Tweet about “when they go to sleep, when they wake up & what they are having to breakfast and when they are driving to work…” Then I too, can claim that I am SO important that people MUST know what my thoughts are, concerning EVERYTHING. So let us get to it, shall we?

This time we are going to be looking at what I think are the Top 5 Worst Movies Ever Made. Yesterday, we looked at the best and today we will switch gears and talk about the ugliest. Feel free to challenge my list by the way, chances are you are wrong… And I will tell you why.

5.) Twilight – horrible example of mainstream trash stuffed down the throats of a very young, gullible female demographic. Movies this insulting and blatant are one level above propaganda in their efforts to rally an audience. Very bad editing with multiple mistakes.

4.) LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE- did you read the title?

3.) Troll 2 – generally regarded as the worst modern film ever made. The plot you ask? Well it’s a sequel.

2.) Eegah! – about a giant caveman discovered by a teenage girl, who is then kidnapped by him, who then falls in love with him, who then runs from him, who then….. never mind.

1.) Laserblast – tops my list. Without question. The editing is so bad here I have used this as an example of what not to do for lectures before. Awful lighting, dialog, camera work and oh yeah, acting. Plot centers around a man who finds a laser. Yup. Then his woes with a teenage girl, since he is apparently in high school… even though he looks 35.

And has a laser.