Here's how to fix it yourself - look at the lens; do you see neon-green panty hose? Is so, remove and its fixed! (Man, that must've been SOME party!)
Seriously, this doesn't sound good. Nor does it sound like the sort of thing where you want to pull out the tool box, grab a hammer, pliers and screwdriver and dig in.
I don't know what part of Texas you're in, but you may have to do some driving. There are only a few really good independent techs. Fortunately, one of them is in your State:
Mike Warren
Video Services
408B Forby Avenue
Fort Worth, TX 76103-3567
817-654-9445 phone
817-535-0382 fax
Mike is a straight-shooter with very reasonable rates. Tell him Hank says, "Merry Christmas"!
By the way, like most of these guys, Mike stays very busy. Getting something back in two or three weeks is considered pretty quick. Better hurry!