As some of you know, I use both Premiere and Final cut. I just took some pain medication and the assistant editor Toby and I starting talking about what FCP and Premiere would say if they could talk....
Here's what we came up with....
Premiere pro would say:
Hey there little buddy, so I hear you like to make your own little moving pictures....that's really cool.  My name is PP-CS4 distant relative of C3P0 and R2D2, I'm your friend...I love you. Here is a free 30 day fully functional trial version just for you. What's that? you don't have a mac? that's ok you can install me on any computer you want and you don't even have to worry about the minimum requirements that pop up....I'll still work no matter what crappy computer you put me on.....I love you and I want you to suceed and stive for your dreams....and don't worry about that FCP guy, he thinks that he's just better than me, but he's just a meanie with ego issues.....There are no limits little buddy, spread your scissors and cut!  Â
FCP would say:
Hey you!...you little wannabe moviemaker. I'm the biggest baddest NL in town and though the smell of that new intel mac makes me wanna vomit, I'll never be defiled by that cheap alley trash windows crap! I'm the best...I'm expensive and classy because I'm silver and come in a cool black and white box with a dash of some cool colors.  Super editors around the world install me on super mega ass rocket machines and makes me look even better than I actually am....So NO,you little wannabe...you can't have me unless you fork over some cold hard cash and prove your worthiness. And don't ask me for a free trial! I would never whore myself around with you peasant students like that premire fella and his stupid purple box! Ugh! Premiere PRO? sheesh....give me a break! I wish I could kick him outta the house, but apparently his big brother After Effects can kick my ass anyday!
Just though I'd share that...
