Hi, I'm considered to be the best videographer where I'm from, in my hometown of Berea on Olympus mons, Mars. I've got the strategic edge over most earth videographers, because with the advanced martian technology we now have 4CCD cameras, not those cheap 3CCD units earthlings use. Please, if you're still interested, give me a call at intergalactic dialing code Z84, Planetary code S4, Area code 2039, Number 230-444A56.
PS Sorry it took me almost two years since the original posting date. The subspace telecom has been slow lately, and the PDSL high speed subspace service isn't available in Berea yet!
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Seriously guys, I've seen more realistic horse feathers than this in my day.
On the other hand, I was recently contacted by the producers of "Wild Weddings" on TLC for footage. I've never had any of those weird things happen in a wedding, so if any of you have, send me the footage and I'll split the prize money if it's used on air.