Bore 'em Cross-eyed!: Tips for Tedious Videos
Your great uncle Thornton P. Crockpot is a lovable geezer, so you suffer his dreadful videos patiently, forcing your eyelids open, scratching your palms with your nails, jabbing a covert pin in your leg--anything to make you appear interested (or at least keep you conscious) during programs so deadly that to watch mildew growing seems electric by comparison.
But torture will finally crumble the strongest character, and sometime when you're being beaten senseless by a video like My Stamp Collection, Part Twelve, your patience with great uncle Crock will run out. Some secret something will snap in your head and all of a sudden you, yes, good-natured, good-hearted you, will be thinking of one thing only.
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